May 2013
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
brittapperry:
But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
thatcrazywhoviangirl:
sonic-scepter-and-salt:
the-doctor-to-my-tardis:
lordoftheinternet:
scientists have figured out how to bring back dinosaurs
someone is building an exact recreation of the titanic
2013 is not gonna go well
that sounds like the beginning of an episode of doctor who
actually it sounds like two episodes at once
That gif is perfect because they also found water...
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
methlabrador:
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
trillow:
if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
heyhorannn:
heathers-rivera:
ALL THIS TIME...
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
brandos:
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
fuckyouajax:
relationship status:
nahlou:
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
divergentdaylighter:
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
‘cause he’s pulling a Stefan Salvatore.
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
rneerkat:
i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight
princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
buttwyatt:
arrested development getting released at 3am on the east coast
